Scare-hooker

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A Precious Roy Product

The scare-hooker is a scarecrow that has been dressed up as a pimp.

[edit] Prices

Was: $89.95
Now: $90.32

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: Who wants to step in a pile of hooker doo-doo? I don't.
Caller: I think with all the money I'm saving on hookers, I going to be able to get that sex change that I wanted.
Olly: There you go folks, they think it's a pimp and they run away.

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

This is Precious Roy, and I ain't afraid of no hookers.
Buy my hookers!
I'm confused, you guys are suckers!

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