Elf Hotel

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A Precious Roy Product

Elf Hotel

[edit] Prices

Was: $25.30
Now: $32.29

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: Everyone knows that an elf can't resist a hooker in a hotel room.

Olly: Those little bastards will pay!

Elf Caller: You murderous son of a whore! We've got cable.

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy and the kids like to feed me hay!
Olly: Hey Precious, how 'bout this elf hotel?
Roy: Buy my horse dividers, Suckers!