Electric teeth whitening system

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A Precious Roy Product

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[edit] Electic Teeth Whitening System

Powered by lightning, this tooth whitening system will blast the plaque right off your teeth.

[edit] Prices

Was: $94.22
Now: $112.37

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: It's the 80's folks.
Sifl: It's the 90's jackass.
Olly: It's the 90's folks.

Olly: You wake up, brush my teeth, eat lunch, brush my teeth, brush my hair, brush my teeth, rob a bank, brush my teeth.

Sifl: You know the problems I've had with Jaclyn Smith.
Olly: You've got some serious-ass Farrah Fawcett problems.

Olly: A high-powered slam from Thor's hammer should do the trick.

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Precious Roy: This is Precious Roy and I'm sweaty so the sand sticks!
Olly: Precious, what about the whitening teeth thing?
Precious Roy: I love Algebra! Suckers!

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