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A Precious Roy Product

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[edit] TV Diapers

Diapers to allow you to never have to get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of a TV show again.
Item #02-86469

[edit] Prices

Was: $10.99
Now: $12.64

[edit] Quotes:

Sifl: You know about my bodily function problems.
Olly: You've got some serious-ass bodily function problems

Caller: I've had this one on for three days.
Olly: That's inc... Wait, doesn't that kind of smell though?
Caller: No, I've put a urinal cake down the front. I smell like a genius!
Sifl: You are.
Olly: You hear that folks? He smells like a genius.

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy and I just robbed a bank in Egypt!
Olly: What? No, what about the diapers, Precious Roy?
Roy: Microwave safe!
Olly: (laughs) Microwave safe. Precious Roy, the TV Diapers.
Roy: Yeah! Suckers!

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