Self-defense kit
From Sockheads
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[edit] Self-defense Kit
[edit] Prices
Was: $62.13
Now: $92.14
[edit] Quotes:
Olly: You feel a tap on your shoulder. Is it Officer Leroy? Please let it be Officer Leroy. It's a freakin' zombie! You offer your calm... Oh, would you like some tornado gum? It's delicious, he says. But soon he's down for the count with 300 mile per hour winds in his head.
Caller: He ate a piece of that tornado gum 'cause he thought it was a piece of candy.
Olly: What happened?
Caller: He sneezed and demolished our whole darn trailer park!
Caller: And because it's such a special day, if you order now, we'll throw in free Precious Roy's Wicker Condoms. Totally free.
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
Roy: This is Precious Roy, and I just got offered the lead in Cats!
Olly: No Precious, it's the self-defense thing.
Roy: Buy my trailer trash! Suckers!
