Security landscaping

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A Precious Roy Product

Contents 1 Security Landscaping 1.1 Prices 1.2 Quotes: 1.2.1 Precious Roy Routine

[edit] Security Landscaping

[edit] Prices

Was: $1.50
Now: $90,000.12

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: There must be someone downstairs trying to break in. Sifl, hide the jewels!
Sifl: Dude, we don't have any jewels.
Olly: We're too late! They got the family jewels!

Olly: Burglars can smell your fear.

Olly: Make your home beautiful and deadly

Caller: Someone tried to bother me, but they didn't get far. I've got two mailmen, a girl scout, five dogs and a bengal tiger in the front yard

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy, and I got a medal for my birthmark!
Olly: No Precious, the security landscaping, 'member?
Roy: Buy my... Where am I? Laser grass! Suckers!