Sasquatch feeder

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[edit] Sasquatch Feeder

Item # 69-42812
The Sasquatch Feeder is what appears to be a bird feeder hanging from some string, though instead of being filled with birdseed it is filled with a variety of random, apparently edible, foodstuffs. It is shown containing a hamburger and fries.

[edit] Prices

WAS: $65.95
NOW: $90.32

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: Oh, the majestic Sasquatch. We've grown to love him. We've grown to love the mystery.
Olly: If you're like me, and live in the city, you're tired of these Sasquatch games.
Olly (yelling): Are you people even listening?! Is what I wonder sometimes!
Olly: Everyone has a bigfoot story.
Sansquatch: These things are f**king tasty!

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Precious Roy: This is Precious Roy! And the people at the bank call me Marty.
Olly: But Precious Roy, what about the Sasquatch Feeders?
Precious Roy: Buy my bird feeders!
Olly: No, Precious Roy, these are Sasquatch...
Precious Roy: You guys are suckers!

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