Redneck in a Briefcase

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A Precious Roy Product

Contents 1 Redneck in a Briefcase 1.1 Prices 1.2 Quotes: 1.2.1 Precious Roy Routine

[edit] Redneck in a Briefcase

Another component of Precious Roy's secret agent gear, this item is featured in the commercial for the My Little Narc listening device.

[edit] Prices

$19.95

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: So, you need an extra can of whoopass in a fight? Use your redneck. Do you like moonshine shaken not stirred? Use your redneck. Having problems getting tickets to Skynard concerts? (screaming) Use your redneck!

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: The name's Roy, Precious Roy.
Olly: No Precious, tell them about the secret agent stuff.
Roy: My name is King Arthur, and I'm drunk! Suckers!