Pregnancy test
From Sockheads
The Precious Roy Home Pregnancy Test is simply a rope that ties round a person's stomach. When it gets tight, you are pregnant.
[edit] Prices
Was: $12.95
Now: $33.16
[edit] Quotes:
Olly: If you're like me, you want to know if you are pregnant on a daily basis.
Caller: Um, yeah, I peed on this rope and it didn't change colors.
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
This is Precious Roy, they call me "Aunt Julie" at the home.
Buy my garlic pasta, Suckers!
