Pocket rancher
From Sockheads
The Pocket Rancher has the appearance of a large Swiss Army Knife. It contains various tools for raising and cooking cattle including: lasso, branding iron, steak knife, barbeque tongs, and a toothpick.
Sifl refuses to participate after Olly shows up dressed with one side as a cowboy and the other as an Indian. When he switches sides he talks in the manner of his dress and talks to the other persona. He refers to himself as "Sheriff Dirk" and "Chief Scary Bear."
[edit] Prices
Was: $164.22
Now: $376.37
[edit] Quotes:
Olly (as Sherrif Dirk): Doc Hatfield don't make house calls any more, Sifl. We had to put his horse down yesterday.
Olly (as Chief Scary Bear): You need to seriously chill out with peace pipe. Relax, listen to Zeppelin maybe.
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
Roy: This is Precious Roy. I made my bathtub juice again!
Olly (as Chief Scary Bear): Precious Roy, What about Pocket Rancher?
Roy: Ketch. Up. Everywhere! Suckers!
