Pirate crippler
From Sockheads
The Precious Roy Pirate Crippler is a beaver that has been trained to chew through wooden legs.
[edit] Prices
Was: $399.95
Now: $430.06
[edit] Quotes:
Olly: If you're like me you stash a lot of gold and Spanish doubloons in your house.
Sifl: Kids love pirates!
Caller: I would come home and my gold was stolen, my rum was drank and not only that my wife's hoop earings were gone.
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
This is Precious Roy, you kids get off my property.
Pirates?! You guys are suckers!
