Pet power plant

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A Precious Roy Product

Contents 1 Pet Power Plant 1.1 Prices 1.2 Quotes: 1.2.1 Precious Roy Routine

[edit] Pet Power Plant

This emergency generator, specially marketed for the Y2K bug, harnesses your pet to a tread wheel which is hooked to a generator to produce power.

[edit] Prices

Was: $1.29
Now: $109.92

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: Well, what's the difference, you slave driving grinch? Huh?

Olly: Are you actually talking to me in that tone, Sir?

Caller: Brooklyn's been running on rat power since, like, '86, ok? Big whoop.

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy and riding on the elevator makes my ear wax hot!
Olly: Precious, what about the Pet Power Plant?
Roy: Buy my potato powered pants! Suckers!