Parrot tranquilizers
From Sockheads
Parrot Tranquilizers
Item # 92-71533
[edit] Prices
Was: $19.95
Now: $27.64
[edit] Quotes:
Olly: How many nights have you stayed awake because of a noisy parrot?
Sifl: Not me. I just take two before I go to bed and I have no...
Olly: Dude, their for the parrot.
Parrot: I just want to say this things are great for picking up girls.
Olly: Wow, a real parrot, folks! Why are they great?
Parro: Squawk! You just (long beep). Squawk!
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
Roy: This is Precious Roy and my pants are too tight!
Olly: No Precious Roy, what about the parrot Tranquilizers?
Roy: Buy my parrot hangliders, suckers!
Olly: No, they're traquilizers, remember?
Roy: No! You guys are suckers!
