Night vision goggles
From Sockheads
Precious Roy's "Nite Vision Goggles" appear to be regular swimming goggles with birthday-cake candles attached to the lens. During the first call the candles go out and re-light, showing that they are "trick" candles.
[edit] Quotes:
Olly: If you're like me, you probably wake up in the middle of the night and wonder "Why can't I see?".
Olly: Enter the world of darkness, is what I'm saying.
Olly: No more dangerous trips to the bathroom. I know that's important to parents.
Olly: We're touching families; we're touching ourselves.
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
Precious Roy: This is Precious Roy! And my grandmother smelled like sausage.
Olly: But Precious, what about the Nite Vision Goggles?
Precious Roy: Buy my Easter Bonnets!
Olly: Thanks, Precious Roy
Precious Roy: Suckers!
