Natural pest control
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[edit] Natural Pest Control
An army of trained cockroaches, trained to attack other insect colonies.
[edit] Prices
Was: $ 171.11
Now: $1000.11 (then adjusted to $111.11, then $1.11)
[edit] Quotes:
Sifl: Dude, I can do this. Relax.
Olly (whispered): You'll not.
Olly: I got it all figured out now Sifl!
Olly: It's a simple equation folks. Precious Roy equals me!!!
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
Roy: This is Precious Roy, and I should have stayed in the cheetah circus business.
Olly: What about me? We're selling me!
Roy: You've got some serious-ass selling Precious Roy product problems
Olly (crying): I'm sorry.
Roy: You're fired! Suckers!
