Mr. Ptootie Head

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A Precious Roy Product

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[edit] Mr. Ptootie Head

[edit] Prices

Was: $25.42
Now: $90.32

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: Ever since the battle of Assacheekwa, we've...
Sifl: Dude! Dude.
Olly: Sorry.

Olly: The good news is that mooning is awesome. The bad news is that it's illegal.

Olly: Be the ass of a million faces. Dress your ass up as a pirate, an astronaut, or even "Strange Man with Cigar".

Caller: Now I've turned my butt into a lovable marketing icon of the tri-state area.

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy and the last time I got a good rope burn I was in Tahiti!
Olly: No Precious, what about, what about the Mr. Ptootie Head thing?
Roy: Dunk my ass! Suckers!

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