Luxury Coffin

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A Precious Roy Product

Contents 1 Luxury Coffin 1.1 Prices 1.2 Quotes: 1.2.1 Precious Roy:

[edit] Luxury Coffin

This vacuum-sealed, refrigerated coffin is the cutting edge burial technology. Includes "Roy-Vision" TV tombstone, Worm Salad Bar (salad not included), and Hair Gel dispenser to keep that unsightly post-mortem hair growth under control.

[edit] Prices

Now: $5,389

[edit] Quotes:

Grim Reaper: "I just wanted to say, I just take the souls. From that point on the bodies are yours. I don't take the body, it just rots."
Olly: "Is that it?"
Grim Reaper: "And rots."

[edit] Precious Roy:

Precious Roy: "This is "
Grim Reaper: "Uh. And rots."
Precious Roy: "Precious Roy! There's a snake in my milkshake !"
Grim Reaper: "And rots."
Precious Roy: "Buy my Def Leppard hair gel!"
Grim Reaper: "And Rots."
Precious Roy: "Suckers!"
Grim Reaper: "Electric Boogaloo, and rots."
Precious Roy shakes his head
Grim Reaper: "And rots."