Laser Peeler

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A Precious Roy Product

Contents 1 Laser Peeler 1.1 Prices 1.2 Quotes: 1.2.1 Precious Roy Routine

[edit] Laser Peeler

[edit] Prices

Was: $19.50
Now: $60,023.50

[edit] Quotes:

Sifl: Dude! Would you be cool? You don't treat people like that.
Olly: Treat people like what? This is a dream, it's not real. What difference does it make?

Sifl: Precious Roy says go stand in the corner. Now!
Olly(sadly): Ok.

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy, and the kids at the pond feed me bread!
Olly: No what about the Laser Peeler?
Roy: My torso is cramping up. Suckers!