Insta Jerky
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[edit] Insta-Jerky
A white, viscous liquid that transforms ("jerkifies") anything (fruit, pigeons, fingers, etc) into tasty jerky.
Item # 62-4356J
[edit] Prices
Was: $71.93
Now: $91.73
[edit] Quotes:
Olly: "You've got a serious-ass trusting jerky problem on your hands."
Caller: "Well I spilled some on my hands, and my fingers have been jerkified.
Sifl: "Oh, well you have to realize this is powerful...
Caller: "Well you know what tho? The kids love it... Hey, hey kids! How do my fingers taste?"
Kids (distant): "DELICIOUS!"
Sifl: Now the magic of homelessness is brought in the home. Precious Roy, rocking it out.
[edit] Precious Roy:
Precious Roy: "This is Precious Roy! I'm stuck in a gas station!"
Olly: "No, Precious Roy, what about the Insta Jerky?"
Precious Roy: "Who you callin' a jerk? You guys are suckers!"
