Hooker monkeys

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A Precious Roy Product

Contents 1 Hooker Monkeys 1.1 Prices 1.2 Quotes: 1.2.1 Precious Roy Routine

[edit] Hooker Monkeys

[edit] Prices

Was: $138.24
Now: $321.23

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: I trust my life to a monkey everyday, folks!

Olly: Organ grinders have been benefiting for centuries from the services monkey can provide.

Caller: We had to put up a damn sign that said, "Please don't feed the hookers."

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy, and who filled up my bathtub with this cheap jelly?
Olly: No Precious, the hooker monkeys
Roy: Buy my hookers!
Olly: No....
Roy: Suckers!