Hickey Doohickey

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A Precious Roy Product

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[edit] Hickey Doohickey

This is a small pink vacuum with a very large pair of lips attached. It can create hickey marks anywhere on your body.

[edit] Prices

Was: $86.56
Now: $87.56

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: Put them in places that will make people wonder, 'What am I missing?'

Caller: Before I was trying to give him hickeys by throwing rocks at his neck. This product has saved our relationship.

Olly: Could you stay on the line, sir? I'd like to have a word with you when we're off camera.

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy and I just used wet toilet paper to make a statue of your brother!
Olly: No Precious, what about the Hickey Doohickey?
Roy: Bite my sore neck! Suckers!

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