Genius-in-a-Box Kit

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A Precious Roy Product

Contents 1 Genius-in-a-Box Kit 1.1 Prices 1.2 Quotes: 1.2.1 Precious Roy:

[edit] Genius-in-a-Box Kit

This kit comes with all the traditional markers of a true genius: Graduation cap, an "I'm super smart" cape, a monocle, bumper sticker (My other car is a GENIUS car), fake book covers, fake diplomas, and an Einstein (spelled Einsteine) tattoo.

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[edit] Quotes:

Olly: "You think you're so freakin' smart with your nine doctorates, and being able to read and all."

Sifl: "You think people will believe you're smart with that crap? Dude, I'm out of here."
Olly: "Run Forrest, run!"
Sifl (off camera): "Shut up!"

Olly: "I'm so brilliant I'm horny!"

[edit] Precious Roy:

Precious Roy: "This is Precious Roy! I rode the disco dolphin back to Xanadu!"
Olly: "No, Precious. Tell these idiots why they should buy a Genius-in-a-Box Kit?"
Precious Roy: "Buy my zebra brain lunchboxes. Suckers!"