Elf Hotel
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Elf Hotel
[edit] Prices
Was: $25.30
Now: $32.29
[edit] Quotes:
Olly: Everyone knows that an elf can't resist a hooker in a hotel room.
Olly: Those little bastards will pay!
Elf Caller: You murderous son of a whore! We've got cable.
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
Roy: This is Precious Roy and the kids like to feed me hay!
Olly: Hey Precious, how 'bout this elf hotel?
Roy: Buy my horse dividers, Suckers!
