Disaster suit
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[edit] Disaster Suit
Consisting of an edible shirt made of a 50/50 blend of polyester and crackers, inflatable shoes, a first aid wallet (band aid, needle & thread, and a photo of a friendly doctor), volcano-proof pants, and water purification briefs. Not so useful against locusts.
[edit] Prices
Was: $332.34
Now: $552.13
[edit] Quotes:
Olly: We better hurry up and build Earth2 in outer space 'cause Mother Nature is seriously ticked off!
Sifl: Hey, Olly. Olly. You know the problems I've been having with natural disasters.
Olly: You're doomed.
Olly: Sir, what do you do for a living?
Caller: I'm the dark master, ruler of the underworld
Olly: That's and honorable profession.
[edit] Precious Roy Routine
Roy: This is Precious Roy, and I like to pet the leather couches!
Olly: No Precious Roy, what about the Disaster Suit?
Roy: Buy my locust costumes!
Olly: What?
Roy: Suckers!
