Cannibal Cookbook

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Olly: You're hungry, but you don't know how to cook a person.
Olly: This book is chocked full of tasty dinner ideas such as: earlobe fajitas, knee pies, neck milkshakes, toe jam, forehead omlettes, and nut bread.
Olly: It's a simple equation folks: cannibalism times apocalypse squared, minus guilt, divided by people equals Hotdog Junction.

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