Blackhole Vacuum Cleaner

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[edit] Blackhole Vacuum Cleaner

Powered by Free Dense Anti-Power, generated by a Pez across a nine-volt battery. Sifl and Olly get into a contest to outdo each other's sales pitch.

[edit] Prices

3 Payments of $222.00

[edit] Quotes:

Olly: You filthy bastards! Can't you clean up after yourselves? For 3000 years you've been making a mess, and who's been cleaning it up? ME!
Sifl: Dude! If you don't calm down, I'm going to make this miserable for you.

Olly: What are you doing?
Sifl: I'm just selling another quality Precious Roy product.
Olly: You stealin' my thunder?

Caller: I love the smell of fresh pine, I'll take it.
Sifl (with lights and bells going off): Yes!
Olly: No! Satan, save me! (flames appear and Olly vanishes into the floor)

[edit] Precious Roy Routine

Roy: This is Precious Roy and I can suck the life out of a shark!
Sifl: No Precious, what about the Black Hole Vacuum Cleaner?
Roy: Buy my pine cone party in a bag! Suckers!

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